An Apology Of Sorts

Dear Body:

I am truly sorry for my eating habits over the past 2 weeks. In particular:

- multiple Boston Kreme infractions (Dunkin' Donuts)
- an entire 12" meatball parm sub (Sal's)
- pint of Chocolate Chocolate Chip ice cream (Haagen Daz)
- 12" cheesesteak, extra Cheese Whiz (Philly)
- pork fried rice, egg roll (Red Apple Chinese)
- fried platter: onion rings, cheese sticks, calamari, chicken fingers (Landsdowne)
- assorted Hershey's miniatures (office)

I am hoping the brown rice with organic vegetables that I just ate will serve as partial atonement.

Sincerely,
ridiculouschick