So, as I stood on a chair in front of my bathroom mirror this morning, scrutinizing my thighs and wondering if all this running is actually making them thicker...
...I thought, yep, this is pretty crazy behavior...
...but at least I'm not strapping on a diaper and driving 900 miles because of "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic one".
(And I got that link by typing 'astronaut diaper' in Google. Heh.)
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2 comments:
this behavior is insane. that aside, this woman strapped on a diaper to drive 900 miles WITHOUT THE PROSPECT OF SEX AT THE OTHER END. my car gets approximately 350 miles to the gallon. if this loon was driving my car (not that i would let her, but still) she would have stopped for gas, theoretically, twice (almost three times) before reaching her destination. give her the benefit of the doubt that she did not drink any liquids during the trip. it takes a good five minutes to fill the tank. point: diaper not really necessary.
Hey new site!
Truly, she must have been hit in the head by some space rock or something. But, let me float this idea...
Imagine how useful those diapers would have been in college. No more waiting in line to take a leak at Chuck's! No more getting up from the long games of Asshole when you're president! Just imagine the possibilities.
Of course, try explaining it when you hook up with someone later in the night...
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