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Thoughts?
- Is 'string cheese' still 'string cheese' if I just shove the entire thing in my mouth?
- I've been walking for roughly 32 years. How is it that I (on a regular basis) still manage to hit myself in the ankles with the heel of my shoe and trip?
- Is Tasti-Delite still calorie and fat-free if I eat it with Oreo topping? Further, is that dinner?
- Is it sufficient to get your news from US Weekly and Time Out New York?
- Is it a bad sign to completely forget about returning a phone call from a cute boy who wants to date you?
- Is it reasonable to believe that I can survive in my new apartment without cable or internet access since I am presumably addicted to watching bad television and writing in this blog?
5 comments:
mmmm string cheese! even the best of us forget how to walk and end up on our faces. i hope you are gonna share those oreos, i skipped desert. Oreos are a great dinner by the way. At least you are reading the news, i havent really read the news in a paper in 2 years. In my opinion if the guy really likes you he will understand if you forget to call him back. You have a lot on your mind and are going through tough times. If he really likes you he will understand, if not oh well! And i suggest getting a bouncy ball to play with till you get your cable and internet. When you get bored of that i suggest a nap and then after that a pouch of fun dip! Thank god for public libraries you can keep us informed using their computers i hope!
Dumbass
Darn it! I have to go and find some oreos to eat now.
"Is Tasti-Delite still calorie and fat-free if I eat it with Oreo topping? Further, is that dinner?"
Yes, but only because of the oreos
- A confirmed bachelor
Good stuff. I found your site through the waiter.
In order:
* Yes, it's still string cheese. Clearly, it digests in a stringy sort of way...?
* Perhaps because your shoes are out to get you? (clearly not your fault)
* Absolutely, on both counts.
* Yes, it is - obviously, celebrities are the smartest people in the nation. If they weren't, why would people care so much about them?
* It's...just a sign.
* No.
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