My Life is VERY Exciting

A number of observations today:

• I use the words 'ridiculous' and 'dude' way too much
• Women should never wear knee-length skirts with knee-high pantyhose
• I still hate the word 'pantyhose'
• Having to take a drug test makes me feel like an illicit criminal, even though I haven't done any drugs for at least 2 months
• There is no way to pee into a cup without also feeling like you are peeing on your hand, also, there is no conceivable reason (that I can think of) why you shouldn't be allowed to wash your hands after peeing into a cup following a drug test
• 'Supposably' is not a word
• 33 years old can feel a lot like high school when you attend graduate school with people in their early 20's
• Not everyone who gets on/gets off the 1 train at 86th street is evil and should be glared at just because they happen to get on/get off the 1 train at 86th street, despite their (admittedly tenuous) connection to a certain citizen of Dallas, Texas
• Fall is definitely the best time of the year to be in New York City
• Think carefully before you offer to help an older woman down the stairs of the subway station with her cart. She probably has bricks in there
• You can be single, fabulous AND in your pajamas by 7:48 pm on a Friday night