Dear Lady At Work Who Was Walking Down The Wrong Side Of The Hallway And Would Not Get Out Of My Way, Forcing Me To Engage In A Strange Game Of Chicken, Which I Think I Lost:
When I look directly at you and say "Excuse me", what I'm really saying is "Go fuck yourself."
Kisses!
r
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1 comment:
next time stop, plant your feet and block her with a stationary forearm - if she wails into you, she will get a jolt - passive / aggressive? who cares? You can smile and say something sweetly, like "You should watch who you're trying to mow down, sister."
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