Paranoia, Self-Destroy-a

B has recently had two stories published in books! Let's skip ahead to the inevitable...

[in bed, as we're going to sleep]

B: So, two stories. Pretty cool, righ'?
rc: Yeah! Except they're both about your ex-girlfriend.
B: Um.
rc: Why are you writing about her?
B: I dunno, they just happened to have her in them. They're not about her.
rc: So why don't you have any stories about me?
B: (on the border of exasperated) Do you want me to get up and write you one right now?