1.27.2009

MHP'ing

Today I was able to diagnose myself with bedbug PTSD following an incident where I spotted a reddish-colored object on my chair, and spent the next half hour freaking out, phantom itching and all.

(It was a stray grain from my 7 grain bread, but still. No such thing as being too vigilant. )

2 comments:

andebobandy said...

have you seen the commercial for the bed bug service. they have a bed bug sniffing dog. for real.

ridiculous said...

yes! i want the beagle to come to my house! (not really, but you know what i mean...)